Clink Prison Museum

Not in a haunted house way, but it is dark and full of grisly stories. There are torture devices, crime scenes and a few mannequins that might give you a start. Nothing jumps out though.

Most families spend about 30 to 45 minutes inside. It’s self-guided, so you can go at your own pace. That makes it a great add-on if you’re also visiting Borough Market or the South Bank.

Yes. Kids can try on shackles, touch replica torture devices, and read about real prisoners. There are also sound effects and gruesome facts to keep them engaged.

You don’t have to, but booking online is cheaper than paying on the door. It also guarantees entry during busy times like weekends and holidays.

Unfortunately not. The building is very old and has uneven floors, narrow doorways and stairs, which make it unsuitable for wheelchairs and prams. Baby carriers are a better option for little ones.

No, there are no toilets in the museum itself. The nearest public toilets are at Borough Market, a short walk away. Worth planning for if you’re visiting with children.

Yes. It’s small but full of suitably spooky souvenirs. Expect lots of skulls, handcuffs, keyrings and creepy mugs. Good for pocket-money spends or bribing them back into the daylight.

Yes, in a Horrible Histories sort of way. It’s packed with real stories, facts and historical context, but delivered with enough drama and detail to keep kids entertained.