Thames Rockets
About Thames Rockets
Forget gentle sightseeing cruises – this is London on turbo mode. Thames Rockets take you on a high-speed RIB ride down the Thames, with pumping music, dramatic spins, and hilarious guides who know their stuff (and aren’t afraid to take the mick). Kids love the adrenaline, grown-ups love the banter, and everyone loves zooming past Canary Wharf at 35mph. It’s a proper thrill ride, but totally safe – life jackets are provided, and the crew are total pros. Perfect for birthdays, cool grandparents, and families who like their sightseeing with a splash of chaos. You’ll start near the London Eye and rocket down past iconic landmarks before looping back. Not one if you get sea sick, but for fun-loving kids and their equally fun grown-ups, it’s a big win.
Top tip from the KidRated Team:
Sit at the front if you want the full rollercoaster experience… and at the back if you’d prefer a slightly drier ride (though no promises!).
Quick Inspiration
It’s fast, fun, and splashy – more thrilling than terrifying. Kids usually love it. If your child likes theme park rides, they’ll be buzzing. Nervous types? Maybe sit this one out.
You must be at least 10 years old to ride the “Break the barrier” tour, but the “Ultimate London Adventure” is suitable for all ages.
Yes, you’ll be fully briefed and kitted out with life jackets, and the skippers are seriously experienced. This is adrenaline with a safety net.
Oh yes. This is TikTok-worthy, Insta-bragging, adrenaline-pumping fun. Speed, music, banter, and epic views? It ticks all the teen boxes. Even the sulkiest ones tend to crack a grin by the end.
Most rides depart from London Eye Pier – super easy to get to, and there’s plenty to do nearby before or after.
Small bags only – you’ll want your hands free to hold on and your phone ready for selfies. Snacks are best saved for dry land.
Adventurous ones, yes! As long as everyone’s in good health and happy with the speed, it’s a multi-generational blast.
Possibly – especially if you sit up front. You’ll get wind, splashes, and loads of fresh air. Dress accordingly!
You need to be reasonably mobile to board safely. Call ahead if you have access needs, as boarding can involve steps.
Yes! Mid-ride grins, windswept hair, and Tower Bridge in the background? Golden. Just keep that phone zipped up tight when not in use!
